February 2012
13 posts
Rob’s general rule for life:
If you like Incubus, I like you.
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Doing the EuroMillions online was a bad move.
When I got an email with a big ‘Congratulations’ I got a little bit ahead of myself.
Still, £6.20 will get me some sweets.
The kitchen porter at work just went round frantically asking people for ‘Durex Batteries.’
10 minutes later, he went round to everybody apologising and saying that he’s never been corrected and he’s been calling them ‘Durex’ instead of ‘Duracell’ for about 20 years.
Bless.
January 2012
28 posts
I've not had a slight fear of our rabbit for a few...
woaah:
That is until he scratched my nipple with his claw just now.
That thing is the most evil animal on the planet!
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FUCK YES I FOUND A GOOGLEWHACK!
logophile discombobulator
Probably shouldn’t have lept up and celebrated at work though.
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Forever using American Dad references for my password login at work.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep...
We do education appeals at my work and I get a list of the schools/children involved.
One of the kid’s names is Crystaal.
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Congratulations, you’re raising a stripper.
'Clunge is not in the dictionary'
and why not?
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People look at you like you’re a lunatic when you drive round with the roof down in this weather.
December 2011
9 posts
My Uncle got bought a Yoda bust today for one of his Christmas gifts but couldn’t get into the packaging at all
I told him to use the force.
Oh I’m so punny.
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Mine and Rob's relationship:
woaah:
90% Scrabble
8% Sex
2% Everything else
You forgot eating. That’s at least 15% :)
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